Need some advice about sex

[dollypins]

Hi. I have a bit of an embarrassing question. When you ladies have sex do you tighten your pelvic floor muscle when you are having sex? i seem to forget to do this and worry incase my boyfriend doesn't enjoy it. He hasn't grumbled but should you tighten your muscle at all times? thanks

[ummmm]

Health & Safety...

[DTCwordfan]

but I can endorse your tale of the coke though, and then there was writing "Happy Birthday" with a fat Pentel and also blowing out the candles on a cake...... does have to be seen to be believed though, - it may be available over on YouTube!

[sunny-dave]

Gordon Bennett - I have a night off from chatterbonk to do the Listener Crossword & you lot all go mental ...

I would say 'get a grip' ... but better not ....

[missprim]

Dt if I get banned, you're coming with me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrG1Ldtze0

[Dee-M-See]

If my wife stays awake while having sex with me, thats a plus

[DTCwordfan]

missprim, I will own up, I had this cute girl sitting on my lap...she goes up and does her coca-cola trick, some ten minutes between taking it and release. Then she comes back and sits on my lap again....nothing more except well a little play (seriously I'm not that daft).....suffice to say I had to get my troos into the dry cleaning before I flew home...

mate (English friend) of mine who was a batchelor, picked up this seriously looking gorgeous girl and got her back to the Grand Hyatt, into her panties and, yes, it was one of the Thai "specials"..........

[DTCwordfan]

And I didnt start the Thai thing....that was the ping pong....(She has so much to answer for!).

[4getmenot]

missprim why would you get banned for that

[DTCwordfan]

true 4getmenot and missp, - I have seen worse than that and been suspended for worse, like the 1 hour plus on-line sex session (a joke session pushing the boundaries so to speak, not the kegels) that an infamous young lady and I had on here a year ago or so.....

[ummmm]

Trust you to get answer 69 DT!!!

[DTCwordfan]

OMG - thanks, ummmm!!!

How hilarious.

[boxtops]

LOL, well spotted ummmm...!

but seriously folks, dollypins IS a teenager, do you not think some of this is going -er - a bit beyond the pale for her....?

[missprim]

DT I hope that was a little left over coca cola on your troos :-)

[DTCwordfan]

well it wasn't mine, missprim.

And, overall, Boxy is right.....but then if she, pins, is asking such a question, she is not that "innocent" I assume.

[DTCwordfan]

time for bed though...one check of the Apostheosis thread and I am out of here.

Night all.

[missprim]

I didn't know she was a teenager. She shouldn't know about these things until she's at least 21 yrs old.:-)

[cupid04]

Always have a couple of pillows under your buttocks, then writhe and groan a
lot. Also tickle him under his scrotum at the same time and if you feel that he
is going to come to soon give his gonads a gentle squeeze!

[chi-chi66]

The best thread and laugh ever........(not at dollypins)....nearly peed myself, but thanks to doin clench and release exercises, avoided changing the sheets;-)

[naomi24]

Cupid, so much for piety.

[cupid04]

Aren't you in the wrong section Naomi. Who said I was pious, only you!