My friend thinks we(us lot here) are all mental!......

[Smowball]

Had left my laptop open and a friend popped over. Whilst I was making a cup of tea she looked at the screen, which was open on some old questions I had answered. The one that caught her attention was one from Albaquerty - " afternoon tea at 3"

"Sooo," she said - "you are talking to somebody who is having a pretend afternoon tea"
"umm, yep"
"And she has made pretend tea and coffee, and sandwiches...."
"umm, yep, and cakes!"
" and you've pretended to go and take a pretend quiche...."
"And a bottle of wine!" I added........

" Okaaaaay, I think you lot need help."

I don't know what she means!

[EcclesCake]

That's why cyber friends are good :-)

[chi-chi66]

why, is she volunteering to make cakes!!! mmmmmm

[sinderella]

if we need help we know where to ask!

[Psybbo]

Couldn't make it to alba's today, got an appointment with my shrink, please give my apologies.

[Smowball]

Exactly Eccles, and even cyber friends become real friends : )

[EcclesCake]

I miss Alba's virtual cheese scones made especially for me :-(

But let's face it, the joy of a virtual afternoon tea is no washing up and not having to watch the person on the other side of the table eat with their mouth open........

[whiskeryron]

Please may I pretend to be a psychiatrist & have you on my pretend couch ?

[Smowball]

I could try shoving some scones through the keyboard but dont think you would get them!

[Psybbo]

Ron, you are my shrink!

[Booldawg]

I'm pretending to type this in the nude.

[craft1948]

Looking at some of the recent 'popular' threads on here I'm beginning to agree with your friend..............

[Traci66]

Not mental ...... well, not exactly.

[Mick-Talbot]

Crafty ...... shut your Cakehole

[craft1948]

Okay Mick...............which picture would you like me to be next?

[Mick-Talbot]

I dunno TBH but mine will be a Butterfly cake at 4 o.clock.

[craft1948]

I think I'll aim for a fairy....................fairy nuff?

[albaqwerty]

ooh heck I get everywhere. Sorry to your friend but she is invited as long as she brings a decent couple of bottles of plonk and a bottle of gin for crafty.

I was thinking we haven't had a tea at 3 for ages the other day :-D

Eccles, cheese scones on the menu x

[EcclesCake]

Hell, you're taking a risk there Smow.....imagine......

Lunch date arranged at a chi-chi location in a swish town. You put extra effort into your appearance because you've made yourself out to be a Claudia Schiffer look-a-like. You appear at venue, nervously clutching your copy of Mrs O's page turner, and quietly sip your half of stout at the bar awaiting your 'friend'. You politely ignore the well-dressed couples and business types, awaiting your lunch mate. Then in walks a cross between Anne Widdecombe and Mary Beard....and you say....'Smow, so glad you could make it'. :-P

[craft1948]

I love how alba always considers my 'needs'...............

[EcclesCake]

Oh hell, I spent so long typing I missed out on two offers of cheese scones and I have a nasty feeling one has just been withdrawn....