Anyone Know This Woman ???

[mrman_x]

...an articulate, caring, cultured, educated, intelligent , witty and utterly discreet lady with an unfulfilled passionate nature. I am fit, toned, work out and ride daily, ski and dance Salsa. You will be relieved to know that I am great fun to be with and have a finely honed sense of humour and of the surreal...
... I desire a secret life, as do you.

[Booldawg]

...she has a particular set of skills....a set of skills gained over a long and varied career that make her a nightmare for people like you....

[tonyav]

LOL @ cazzz.

[MadMen]

lol jordy :)

[Goodsoulette]

I think no strings leg over is probably more appealing than a chap that salsa dances. I don't know what it is about white blokes that do it (even on strictly), well it gives me the heebiejeebies!

[MadMen]

Goodsoulette, if I met someone and then found out he did salsa dancing, I'd be gone in a flash! It's just not very 'manly' is it.

[humbersloop]

disappointing that drinking pints and swearing don't figure

[boxtops]

HS, have you let the crew loose with the lappy after the grog ration again?

[humbersloop]

no boxy, just trying to play to their strengths ;)

[craft1948]

It can't be me as it doesn't say 'modest'..........

[tonyav]

or short.

[Mosaic]

How much?
No, not how much do you desire a secret life. Literally, how much? You can poke the salsa but I'm available for the correct remuneration. Brace yourself boysie.

[Goodsoulette]

Its not just the manly factor, if they did traditional ballroom I wouldn't hate it sooo much. I'd never date them though, I have two left feet. It's just salsa dancing is a bit slimey. Men have to like Star Wars and or Star Trek, some nerdy online gaming interest, arms akin to the Rocks and be willing to learn how to make my tea.

[cupid04]

I can't dance because I have two left feet, but I'm very passionate....

[BayBoy1]

IT Must be my wife you are talking about...

[Huderon]

Apart from the riding and skiing, and the desire for a secret life, I know a woman who fits the bill. And no, I'm going to give out her name and phone number !