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My boyfriend and I have been together a few months and have now started living together. Things are pretty fine but there's one small irritation. I'm getting fed up having to leave the room every time I have a bit of wind. It's not something I do every five minutes, I hasten to add, and I'm all for respect, manners etc. But, my boyfriend thinks I'm some sort of princess and I'd hate to totally ruin his perception. So, do I keep holding my farts in or is it OK to let rip sometimes in one's own home?
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Vicky... well honey, you have two choices, you either carry on going to the toilet (or wherever you go) or just once you do it in front of him and see what he says... does he do it in front of you?
To be honest I think I'd stick with leaving the room... as they say, smile and the world smiles with you, f@rt and you stand alone.
Vicky... well honey, you have two choices, you either carry on going to the toilet (or wherever you go) or just once you do it in front of him and see what he says... does he do it in front of you?
To be honest I think I'd stick with leaving the room... as they say, smile and the world smiles with you, f@rt and you stand alone.
Bodily functions are nothing to be ashamed of as denisdenis says - except you probably wouldn't want someone taking a cr@p on the sofa next to you would you? Best to keep your bodily functions to the bathroom I'd say if you can.
If a fart slips out by accident fair enough, laugh it off, but if you were letting rip too often it would soon become pretty disgusting!
If a fart slips out by accident fair enough, laugh it off, but if you were letting rip too often it would soon become pretty disgusting!
It's a good job blokes don't lave the room,some of us would never be sit down longer than a couple of minutes.
You can spend the rest of your life pretending you don't fart. I'm sure it'll be nowhere near as much as your guy. You'll have to do ladylike diddy ones,not trying to pretend your a motor bike :)
You can spend the rest of your life pretending you don't fart. I'm sure it'll be nowhere near as much as your guy. You'll have to do ladylike diddy ones,not trying to pretend your a motor bike :)
In my experience, passing wind in front of your partener is like opening the flood gates, to an array of farting contributions & Dutch ovens! Avoid at all cost! put up with the stiffening tummy cramps, whilst everyone love the aroma of their own brand, it is an entirely different scenario having to put up with someone elses & rate it out of ten for that matter!!!
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