what's wrong?

[averagejoe]

i'm a normal guy not ugly or so i think or particularly shy but i just can't seem to get any intrest from the ladies what am i doing wrong?

[chicklin]

(Pats on head) Its probably your age dear...and you're obsessed with noses for some reason ; ) No I have no scary stories about noses - its just what you men find in them and what you think is funny to do with it...= (

[MrBen5]

Ahhh, so you have had bad experiences with noses. Why not start another Q up and see if i can help you? Its only fair, as you have helped me...

[chicklin]

You're right - you have got a sense of humour!!

[Goodsoulette]

nothing worse than getting a bogey or belly button fluff shoved in your face, although I am betting Mrbens arse just before it farts could join the list.

[MrBen5]

Belly button fluff??? what sort of blokes are you hanging round goodsoulette ; )

[ummmm1]

How did an innocent question turn out like this???

So what do you do on a first date Mr Ben???

[Goodsoulette]

the ones that will hang around with me *sob sob sob*

[chicklin]

Has he ever had one?

[MrBen5]

ummmm1 ? have you changed your name?
Well, its been that long since i have been on a first date. I think i just went for a drink dyring the day in some pub and had a meal in there. After that , i just farted in her face and never saw her again :(. Nah , only joking, i picked my nose and never heard from her again. No honestly now, after that we just met up and chatted about stuff. either at hers or my house. Then i shaved my belly and never heard from her again...

[ummmm1]

Yea, I changed my name...did you not guess it was me??

You sound like a bundle of fun on a first date!!!

[MrBen5]

why did your change your name?
Anyway, bedtime for me. I feel so tired for some reason. Have a good new years eve if your going out ummmm1, and all the rest of you MrBen5 haters too, whatever it is you are doing tomorrow, or tonight even...

[ummmm1]

And you Mr Ben

[chicklin]

nighty nite

[sam100]

I would agree with some of the previous posts averagejoe!

Be a good listener, don't monopolise conversations, have something to talk about yourself (dont be one of those blokes who's world doesnt extend past Playstation), make an effort, be original, don't come accross as desperate, don't go talk about exes on the first date, relax, don't tell a load of porkies and don't put yourself down. Don't be a player, don't make someone feel cheap, return calls and don't play games and the rest will sort itself out...
And don't forget manners...like the opening doors kind!
Not much really!!!!!!!

[MrBen5]

Wow sam, that seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to to just attract a girl. I think i might just hang around outside the nightclub, about 10 mins after it shuts...

[chicklin]

MrBen - you've no finesse have you? You can't be fussy either. Probably can't afford to be! =)

[ummmm1]

errrrr....yes he has

[THEVIKING]

I was much the same but had lots of girls who were friends
and would go out with them all the time. The reason was that im too nice and not a bast....d which alot of women go for and later regret most times.
You will get a partner one day and it will happen out of the blue. Spread yourself around at all differant places from pubs to clubs (not night clubs) I used to meet some really nice girls at country and westerns even thou i dont like them much. Nexus might be worth a look, it has the highest rates of marriage then any other, i know a few that have joined at the age of 30 and love it. Dont try to hard to impress it does not always work.

[Athley]

Maybe averagejoe's problem is short attention span - cos where's he gone??????

Or did he get frightened away!

:o)

[THEVIKING]

ha!