Revenge!!!!!!

[SSquirrel]

Suggestions please for innovative and, I guess, legal ways of exacting revenge, please.

Nothing out and out life destroying and I'm not interested in whether revenge is morally correct.

I want him to suffer (at least in some small way!)

[snagged]

With the spare door key you kept...

Go round to his place when he's away for a week... throw a kilo of cress seeds on his best carpet... lightly sprinkle with water... turn heating up slightly...


... on his return he has a cress field in his front room... ;o)

[ummmm]

I was gonna say that snagged.

Sleep with his best mate......

[stokeace]

hide some prawns in the house after a few days it will stink to high heaven he he he simple but effective............

[snagged]

Fill all his exterior door keyholes with superglue... ;o)

[kitty1981]

oooooh snagged... good one!!

[ummmm]

Post his picture and phone number on a gay website...

[curlyperm]

depends what hes done?..........but lets say hes kicked you into touch for someone else?........get another better looking richer bloke (even an escort if you cant get one quick enough) and turn up at your local pub, or phone an order pizza's, hearsts, order flowers ANYTHING that he will end up having to pay the bill for!! put his house?flat on the market the list is endless...........lol GOOD LUCK!!

[curlyfilm]

put some fresh squid, in his sofa, bed anywhere he wont find it, nothing stinks like it going off

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, i need more info. I need to know what he has done to you first. Then i am very good at coming up with plans. I have a very god imagination..

[natalie_1982]

Lame I know, but smile sweetly when you see him, ask how his mum is (like you care!!), tell him how well you are doing.... that you are off to the cinema tonight, have been down the gym, going for a meal, etc etc, possibly drop in the convo that he is looking tired, is he eating properly, etc etc (again, not at all concerned but will scarethe sh*t out of him).
It will completely throw him because he will expect you to extract revenge. Bide your time, what goes around comes around. You wil have an ultimate opprtunity to drop a load on him and it may not be for years to come but it will be worth it ;-) Best of luck x x

[troot28]

Pierce a can of expanding foam and throw it in his car - The results are spectactular!!

[curlyperm]

sound like weve all been there......done that!! heheheheh

[ummmm]

I didn't sleep with his best mate.... :-)

[sense4all]

A pot of curry powder mixed with a pot of paprika in his car vents, stinks to high heaven, lasts for ages

[steve2010]

just get on with your life and dont be so sad,the lot of you

[whiskeysheri]

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[cyanide]

Boring i know but the best revenge is for you to be happy and successful at whatever you do in life.Good luck.xx

[raysparx1]

The best one I have actually done was a pound of Liver down the back of the sofa,

You could also send him a parcel with a turd in it.

wee through his letter box, oops bit awkward cos you are a lady, I will do it for you.

[dot.hawkes]

what about making up a letter head on word and writing a letter from a firm of solicitors saying he is being taken to court in a paternity case and he should consult a solicitor, or similar, i am sure you could invent something a bit scary. lol ( for a bit of fun of course)

[clemantine]

if you sit by the river long enough you will see the bodys of your enemy float by . sound advice from my mother.