trains from "down south" always arrive at platform 1 at glasgow central station, bikes can be stored in the guards van . within 100 yards fabulous coffee houses and international bistros, all engelish people must report to passport control where a full body search is mandatory.
then woke up in glasgow royal infirmary and thought the nurses and doctors were speaking a foreign language, but the engelish embassy came to my rescue.
Ghostrider, you appear to be the lucky one. Take the Royal Scot from Euston, if challenged by the guards, the password is "Celtic are all Jessies". I think it's platform 10, but you'll recognise it by the first-aid hut and discarded spray-cans.
Note, the English password does not work so well at the Scottish end.