A serious question about birds and the male orgasm.

[Joe_the_Lion]

Please do not treat this as smut, like so many of the AB questions, but I have a serious question for birds concerning their understanding of the male orgasm.

Why is it that when the female controls the male orgasm she stops at the first sight of an emission, i.e as soon as the salty ectoplasm bubbles to the surface, it is game over. When in fact the height of pleasure arrives about two seconds afterwards and continues for about twenty seconds.

Are birds just thick and do not realise this or is it that they are really finicky about possible mess.

Imagine your dismay if old Wardy was being a cunning linguist and as soon as you start climaxing, he stops and goes and makes a cup of tea.

Please learn about the male psycho-sexual physiology and stop being so bloody selfish.

I hope I have made this post user friendly and not too graphic.

[Lovinit]

Lol.. you lucky woman :D

[Joe_the_Lion]

But I don't speak Thai, julie.



(Before some smart alec says it!!!)

[Katie~77]

My God Julie!!!!!!! Are you mad????? Talking to the person you share jollies with???????x

[redcrx]

OMG 4get. You shouldve said 'hands over eyes' instead of 'fingers in ears', i saw every word!!! :O

[4getmenot]

God damm it

[Katie~77]

To put in your ears pa___ul???x

[Lovinit]

Men have fingers to use? I always thought that was down to the women too.

[4getmenot]

exactly thats why I said in some cases

[4getmenot]

I'm just saying I think it is more likely for a bloke to finish first than a woman.

[4getmenot]

woman are expected to go until the bloke finishes.

[Lovinit]

I guess us women like the pleasure to last :)

[unruliejulie]

LOL, thats where im going wrong then, no more chattering all the way through! I thought the gag was for purely kinky purposes!!!!!!!

That could be a bit of a problem then joe, surely you could get a hand book and learn just the one phrase in Thai???? It would, after all, be worth it wouldnt it?

[redcrx]

lol @ Pa__ul

[joko]

if its hand i would continue, but mouth and i'm afraid i would have to stop and let it 'blow' -
i am sure yours tastes like peaches wardy, but i still ain't swallowing it - also - a tip for men - one reason why women may pull away at that point is the fear of choking... the thrusting and the grabbing of the head is not good...

i would continue afterwards, but i have never been asked to and was not aware that he would have wanted me to - so learnt something new there.

[Baby Jane]

Im totally lost!!! must be having a blonde moment, whatever that is, its what people say to me anyway lots of times.

[4getmenot]

Not always Pa__ul, after a woman orgasms she sometimes dries up and if the bloke takes forever then can get quite sore. So we have every right to to say, nah sorry love I�m done :-) I�m cant believe I�m saying half of this.

[Katie~77]

Baby Jane, don't worry about it. I have blonde moments all the time and I'm a brunette!x