supposed to be meeting a girl tonight

[kitesurfer]

for drinks. however i have a girlfriend back in the uk who is pregnant with my baby and we are going to get married in May. If i met this girl tonight, even though we are friends we would probably end up having sex. I arranged to meet her in like 1 hours time. what excuse should I give not to meet her? please tell me quickly. thanks

[daniela31]

Tell her you can't meet her because you already have a girlfriend who is having your baby.
With any luck ,next time she bumps into you she will give you a slap!

[Rosetta]

I am a two timing ------------------------

[sara3]

how about, "I'm an arse. you really don't want to come anywhere near me"??

[kitesurfer]

well to be honest she told me her dad left her millions of usd worth of antiques you see. i could maybe help her sell some back in the uk.

[Squitty]

Tell her you are allergic to her guide dog

[DaisyMae]

Tell her that you are not impressed with her choice in men, she can do better (very easily).

[kitesurfer]

ya i think she does have a bad taste in men. she caught her last boy friend in bed with a prostitute. the only reason she said she likes me is because of my tattoos.

[Rosetta]

Gravy, why are you always winding people up. Are you that bored, and have nothing better to do. You are young, go out and enjoy yourself without jumping in to bed with every girl you meet.
Have you never heard of sexual health

[daniela31]

Not for your compassion and brains then?

well, well.

[kitesurfer]

if it makes any difference she can /does deepthroat

[DaisyMae]

So she is definitely going downhill then?

[kitesurfer]

rosetta i know about sexual health yes. on my first trip to thailand when i was 22 an older work colleague got me a prostitute and I didnt use protection. it was the longest 3 months i have endured after that. i wish it had detered me from doing it again alas unfortunately it was many times and many more times worrying about it.

[redcrx]

tell her your kitten ate your parrot.

i hope you mature a bit when the baby arrives.

[fofospearjig]

Do you REALLY have nothing better to do with your time you idiot?

[kitesurfer]

mature a bit red? thats rich comming from someone like you.

[redcrx]

lol.

[kitesurfer]

IDIOT now huh. wow you people just get better. here is me trying to be morally correct and all I get is critisism and abuse.

really shows what people come on this site doesnt it

[WhiteBear]

hmm how many GF's have you got pregnant?? your previous post you said your GF in Hong Kong with Hep B is pregnant... now youre saying you have a GF in UK pregnant.... whose next? whose lifes are you trying to destroy?

[redcrx]

morally correct?
if that was the case you wouldnt need to ask what to say (thats assuming its a real scenario) and would just say.

"look i was only agreeing to see you for sex, but last girl i did that with i got pregnant and shes now at home ill and with child and i have to marry her in 5 months. Therefore i wont be seeing you this evening"

[kitesurfer]

wb she lives in Glasow...

red you can try mock me and bully me but i am just trying to do the right thing. if your kids were putting extra hours into their homework to get better grades would you start trying to make them feel stupid and calling them immature? shame on you. how can people do the right thing with you around