A Dieting Prayer
Bless my bathroom scales oh Lord,
Each week as I step on,
Help me lose a pound or two,
And not put any on.
Keep me from temptation.
From chocolate and from chips,
Keep my willpower going,
Just in case it slips.
Help me count the calories,
Steer me away from sweets,
Keep my sweating palms away,
From naughty fattening treats.
Keep me from the cake shop Lord,
Away from buns and crumpets,
And if a cake is in my hand,
Give me the strength to dump it.
Help me enjoy my salad,
And foods to make me slim,
Keep me on the low fat track,
And one day I'll be thin!!