Yes, I agree with you they are dreadful at times. I was in London once, I had to take out some money to make an emergency payment, over 1000 pounds. So I walked in to a S branch, showed them my card, passport everything, to my surprise the lady in the bank said 'it does not seem that you have an account with us, I cannot find you on the system'. I showed her my S debit card and told her that it was genuine S card, she said she couldn't find my details on the computer etc etc...I was getting angrier by the minute wasted as I was in a hurry, at the end I walked out in frustration. Then I saw another S bank, this time everything was fine. I could take out my money. This is one of the bad experiences I had with them. I also had card declined, transaction did not go through, see you card issuer problems online, or at cash machines though I had enough money and no fraudulent activity was seen. I find some of their employees quite indifferent and unhelpful as well. They told me to try different cash machines when my card did not work on a S cash machine! They cancelled my ISA account and paid me very little interest sum when the UK was hit by the economic crisis. They make you feel like 'you need them, they don't need you or your money'. So, I had to move away from them gradually ( that is you keep your S account open while you move all your direct debits, payees details etc to your new bank, I suggest that you give a try to H bank they gave me £100 cashback for switching but I can't tell if they are better or worse than the S bank yet )