They Keep Coming, Even More.

[Rondy]

"Dad, what does 'ignoramus' mean”?
"I've no idea son”.
“Probably some type of dinosaur”.

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My American friend asked me if I had ever been abroad?
I said: "No, I've always been a fella!"

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Today my boss asked me to pick up 6 cans of Sprite for a meeting.
However, when I returned, I realized that I had picked 7 up instead.

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I went into Cash Converters today, to try and raise some much needed cash.
They gave me £5350 and they didn't even take the gun.

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"There's someone on the phone for you, he says he's Jamaican, but he sounds very Scottish to me."
"Ah, that'll be Jim Aitken."

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My wife rang to say she's got a flat tyre. 'Is it completely flat ?" I asked.
"No, just at the bottom." was her reply.

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There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone...
I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.

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I Can't remember the name of the stringy thingy in a candle.
It's getting on my wick!

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[Patsy33]

😆

[albaqwerty]

Lol

[sandyRoe]

🤣

[bookbinder]

One or two are groanworthy, but most are very good!

[fourteen85]

I like the cash converters especially