It Was Only A Little Bump, Officer!

[Buenchico]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-59795653

;-)

[tonyav]

LOL, It'll buff out Chris.

[gness]

Ahh but we all have our little excuses, Chris. My most successful was telling the officer my husband had put the meat in the oven on a bit too high and I'd just found out the mother in law was coming for dinner...x

[Buenchico]

Yes, Tony, but it might possibly need more than one tube of T-Cut, I think ;-)

My guess is that there's very little you couldn't get away with, Gness. Even this, perhaps?
https://i.postimg.cc/nrxjJVch/Car.jpg

[Smowball]

“I thought I felt something Officer, Thankyou for pointing it out”. Lol

[Buenchico]

LOL @ Smow ;-)

[gness]

Well there is the incident with the taxi driver, the clothes horse and the dead body, Chris...but far too long for this time of night...x

[Buenchico]

You've told us that one before anyway, Gness. (It was what the bishop did with the artichoke and the aerosol at the end of it that made me laugh the most).

[Bazile]

Damn - and I'd only just changed the number plate lamp buld a few days ago , officer

[gness]

Well you know the Bishop's serving time now, Chris...and of course the artichoke and the aerosol never did make it to Gretna Green... :-(

[Buenchico]

LOL @ Baz too!

[Buenchico]

>>> and of course the artichoke and the aerosol never did make it to Gretna Green

Well, there wouldn't have been much point in that anyway, would there? Not with the MP covered in blancmange even before the trapeze artist had escaped from the box.

[Er, just which one of is the maddest here tonight?]

[gness]

God help AB, Chris, if I ever slow down enough for you to catch me up...... :-)

[Buenchico]

You little flirt, you, Gness ;-)

[gness]

:-)....xxx

[tonyav]

BuenchicoQuestion AuthorYou little flirt, you, Gness ;-)

Oi, gness, Chris pulled me up about that the other night ( he had his mod hat on at time ) ;-)

[gness]

Ah but you're not an Irish red head, Tony.... :-)

[tonyav]

Doh.

[Buenchico]

Only in Ireland ;-)

[Smowball]

You don’t have to be mad but it helps hey? Lol

[Buenchico]

Definitely, Smow!

;-)