CAKE WON! What Is The Oddest Thing You Would Do For A Cake?

[AB Editor]

To celebrate our fast approaching 1000th Facebook "Like" we've decided to run a little competition with our friends at CAKE.

The Prize!

We're offering you the chance to win either a 2-tier celebration cake or 32 cupcakes, all lovingly baked and beautifully decorated by Jen at CAKE!

You can see the kinds of cakes the winner can choose from here: CAKE and the cupcake choices here: CUPCAKES

How to win:

1. Join The AnswerBank here
(if you're already a member, you don't need to sign up again!)

2. Answer our question in an interesting way:

What is the oddest thing you would do for a cake?

Be inventive with your answers, and feel free to be flexible with the truth!

Don't worry; we are NOT going to make you act out your answer if you win!

3. Entries close at 11.59 pm Monday 17th March 2014. We'll pick a winner at random, and get in contact by email - so make sure your AnswerBank email is correct!

(You can check and edit your AB email here (remember to press "save" at the bottom once you've changed your email address)

You can find the rules here: CAKE RULES and the terms here: CAKE TERMS

So, answer this question below to win a lovely cake or two (...or 32!):

What is the oddest thing you would do for a cake?

[watertower2]

I would run naked through Wembley Stadium on cup final day, with just my naughty bits covered in buttercream icing!!!

[West12]

Lick an armadillo's face.

[Treasurer]

Stand on my head! I'm 70 on 1 April so the cupcakes would be great for my party.

[Pigandpooh]

Squish it in someones face! (for the purposes of the competition)

[2sp_]

Excel, no need to change your name, saucepot!

[EcclesCake]

I'd snog a prolific poster in News, he can be considered a grumpy old git at times.

I'd then share the cake with him...........I don't really like cake.

[2sp_]

I had thought of that too, Eccles, but I was scared Ed would make me do it.

[excelsior-1]

"But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door"

then i'd invite the proclaimers around to share the cake with me

[EcclesCake]

I'm surprised I'm the first and seemingly boldest to step up to the mark and publicly state there commitment to procuring cake.

And as I'm not a cake eater I would share the prize with the snogee and my share would be evenly distributed amongst my fellow ABers.

Politics is missing a cake methinks........

[rondetto]

I'd climb Everest going up backwards with my arms tied behind my back.

[Atsugari]

To get a two tier celebration cake or TTCCAKE
I would do a double “triathlon” of seven sports to work up an appetite for it
Tricycle
Taekwondo
Canoeing
Curling
Archery
Kubb
Elephant Polo

Trampoline
Tug of War
Canopying
Cave Diving
Aerobatics
Kendo
Equestrian riding

Then I’d finish with a swim at the North Pole wearing a Union Jack flag to keep warm. I feel this would ensure, once I stopped shivering, that I relished and deserved every mouthful of cake.

[Atsugari]

To get a two tier celebration cake or TTCCAKE
I would do a double “triathlon” of seven sports to work up an appetite for it
Tricycle
Taekwondo
Canoeing
Curling
Archery
Kubb
Elephant Polo

Trampoline
Tug of War
Canopying
Cave Diving
Aerobatics
Kendo
Equestrian riding
Then I’d finish with a swim at the North Pole wearing a Union Jack flag to keep warm. I feel this would ensure, once I stopped shivering, that I relished and deserved every mouthful of cake.

[ethelburga]

Put it out in the garden for the birds!

[catherineapples]

Cook it myself!

[stanbesida]

I would put it in the middle of a large plate and surround it with spaghetti bolognese, and see who I could get to eat it.

[jourdain2]

Buy it! (Not got a sweet tooth, but husband has.)

[wyetapper]

Cover myself with white icing and pretend to be a snowman.

[pixie373]

Anything you like, Mr Ed. Email me ;-)

[leo9]

I would sing "Land of My Fathers" to a Welsh cake and "yodel" to a Swiss roll.

[egrow]

I would clean somebody's bathroom!!!!!