A Maze Ing Offer

[sunny-dave]

Nice offer ... looks like fun :

http://local.amazon.co.uk/Coventry/B00LFMX9J6?src=email&cid=em_dd_cv1_101_uk_s1_&ref_=pe_453791_51186281_auto_vfe_fd

[Fibonacci]

Amazing.

[sunny-dave]

It's the way I tell 'em :)

[gness]

Fun?....Only for those with some sense of direction.....I'll give it a miss, Dave......☺

[jim360]

At least you managed to find your way to this thread, that's something...

[gness]

I have a visiting child....she helps me....☺

[sunny-dave]

Just drop a trail of breadcrumbs, gness.

That way, when you are lost, you'll have a few Jackdaws to keep you company ...

[gness]

Hmmm... a night in a maze with jackdaws for company....still, I've had no other offers this week.....☻

[wolf63]

I have a machete thingy in the lounge - if I got stuck I could just chop my way through. But it is abroad and abroad is scary.

[sunny-dave]

You could tie a thread from your vest to the gate on the way in - that way you'd be able to find your way back out - albeit in a vestless state :)

[gness]

This machete thingy, Wolf....in your lounge?.......Ornamental or protection?....☺

[gness]

Good strong knicker elastic and I could ping my way back, Dave...x

[wolf63]

gness - hacking a burglar to death with it would take months. I am not sure where I got it from but I have no doubt that my late mother was involved.

[gness]

Oh Lord...twin mothers...mine bought a gun when she was in the early stages of dementia...☻

[wolf63]

If the auctioneer had mentioned a low enough price my mum would have bought a rocket launcher.

She died in 1996 at 58.

[wolf63]

come to think of it - where did she get a gun?

[gness]

From the gun shop next to the church she attended....and some ammunition....found neither...☺

[jim360]

Who puts a gun shop next to a church?

[gness]

That little altar boy with the shifty eyes, Jim....☺

[tonyav]

Dave, would it count has cheating if someone ! used a sat nav in the maze.

[gness]

Well, not for me, Tony.....my sat nav and I rarely agree...especially if I'm singing along with Rod or Dolly....☺