I Can Hear A Funny....

[cupid04]

deep rumbling sound coming from next door. What do you think it could be?

[shoota]

Night munchies?

[shoota]

A panzer division?

[cupid04]

Is that a euphenism, shoota?

[shoota]

Gas pressure building up prior to an explosion?

[shoota]

Smut Cupes!
I was thinking of rumbling tums.....

[cupid04]

You cheerful sod!

[cupid04]

You mean my neighbours are hungry?

[shoota]

Do you live next door to a jungle?

[shoota]

Maybe it's a crubarb rhumble....

[ELVIS68]

Could be one of two things, surround sound TV or last nights curry making an early reappearance

[cupid04]

No I live in a little countryside village.

[I thought it could be some kind of exercise machine. Not the first time I've heard it. I don't think it's naughties, lol!]

[baza]

upturned glass may help you figure it out.

[cupid04]

What spy on my neighbours, lol! I might give it a go. The noise has stopped now.

[Svejk]

Its your own heartbeat resonating around the tumbler.

[shoota]

You havn't exploded then.....
That leaves a panzer division as the most likely explanation.

[cupid04]

I had to google panzer, I don't think they've got a German military thingy next door. Bloody hell it's getting late, forgot what google said, lol! You lot could make me go crazy!!

[shoota]

Havn't you seen 'Battle of the Bulge'?
Lots of rumbling panzers in that.

[cupid04]

You don't get no battles in rom-coms. They are what I watch.

[tamborine]

the flutter of feather handcuffs