The Irish way home

[Meg888]

Mick & Paddy walking home from the pub;
Mick says "I cant be bothered to walk all that way"
"i know" says Paddy, but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.
"We'll steal a bus from the depot" said Mick
They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells paddy to go in and get a bus while he keeps a lookout. After shuffling around for ages Mick shouts "Paddy, what you doing? Have you not found one yet? Paddy shouts back "I cant find a No: 9"
"Oh Jeysus christ, ye thick tw@t - take the No: 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout!"

[rugeleyboy]

brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cazzrob]

nar nar......... really good :-)

[fagidill]

MEGA !! It Woz Sofa King Good

[Dusty Bin]

Before smoking was banned on buses, the second punchline used to be :-

"I'm not taking the number 14, because it's only a single decker and I might want to go upstairs for a smoke"

courtesy Jethro, early 1980s (I think)