A man?

[pip24]

There is a man who has a shop nere my sister, and one day she was in bed not well. One day the man rang my sister up and sed your video is due back today and she sed I am in bed not well, he sed I dont care if it is'nt back today you pay a fine. so she sed how can I bring it back if Im not well, he sed thats not my problem. My sister said I will send my son with the video, he sed no you hierd it so you bring it back or its a fine. Once her next door neighbour took her kids and she was 1 penc short she sed I will come back with it, so he said if you havent got the right money you cant have the sweets. And a nother time he gave her change in 1s and 2s and she sed whats that he said its your change whats it look like and she got mad and he said your bard. and my sister said once dont shout at my son and said stick your sweets were the sun dont shine so he said your bard.

[pip24]

Once he had a shop nere me and my dad was 2 minets late with the video so he sed its a 2 pund fine and also sed someones allreday been in for it. my dad said why didn't he wait for it and the man said he didn't have time my dad said Im not giveing you 2 punds, so the man said your bard, Then my dad said now you have bard me you will never have any money of me agen. Do you think he is a nasty man who owns the shop?

[slid_away]

Very nasty. Worse than Hitler

[cambus]

Seems to be a lot of bards around, where pip24 lives.
Poetic licence I suppose.

[redcrx]

whats a pund?

[mycats]

um WTF??

[dot.hawkes]

Actually, I do believe that ubnder european law it is illegal to verbally barr someone from retail premises, the barring can only be done with an official exclusion order issued by the local constabulary. he is committing an offence, send the law round.

[B00]

I don't understand the logic of repeatedly going to a shop like that- go elsewhere then!

And errrr are you the rainmac family?

[hotpink]

that was a lovely story, you got any more?