I am an evil Mother

[willspal]

but it kind of felt good.

My very lippy, clever know it all 14 year old son was after some moisturizer for his legs and body as they were feeling a bit dry.

So because he would not/could not wait for me to finish in the bathroom and get him some of mine he grabbed my new bottle of Dove bronzing lotion and plastered it all over (and failed to wash his hands as he did not know what he was using) He never took the time to read the bottle so he did not see what he was using.

So just because I have had a week of cheek I forgot to tell him what he had used by mistake, ummmmmm tomorrow morning might be interesting. LOL

Yes I know I am evil but I am smiling.

WP

[B00]

Hehehe- nice one!

It's not evil, call it justice

:-)

[B00]

Just had a wonderful thought......will it streak? Oooo I hope so, that'll make it even funnier!!!

[monkeemayhem]

LOL! i hope he rubbed it into his face too, you are a fantastic (but evil) mum!!

[~Wingnut~]

lol Oh God thats good!!!!!!!!

Please let us know tomorrow what happened! lol

[kazzianne]

LMAO!!! I must try that one with my 16 yr old know it all,been there ,done it,teenage son!! Brilliant!

[Peri]

oh yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[lilacben]

I cannot wait until the morning.what a great evil mother you are. ha ha. dont forget to give us all the details tomorrow.

[The Tiggster]

How funny is that?!?! You should've left some Immac cream out for him as well!!!!

By the way, I used that Dove stuff for the 1st time last week & it's great, isn't it?

[lilacben]

I am using the johnson one but I hate the smell of it. what is the smell like with Dove.?

[unruliejulie]

Oh willspal, of the Mother of a lippy 14 year old myself, I SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! claps loudly

[mycats]

YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Sorry but I know what you mean about lippy kids. Mothers of the world unite!

[JackDanielsU]

And not being rude, but your son is a bit dense then if he slaps on stuff without reading what it is

Next time he wants toothpaste...be sure (not) to leave any tubes of Preparation H etc lying around.

Will he have learnt his lesson from this event? course he wont have

[willspal]

Well I kind of had an extra half hour of fun as he was sat up in his bed this morning having a complain about everything with me in and out of the room having a very quiet giggle as he had yet to notice himself.

He then went into the bathroom, all was quiet until I heard ' What the hell is wrong with my legs' and out he stormed showing me orange and very streaky legs. LOL

He still does not know I knew and he spent an age in the shower with a lot of shower gel and a body scrubber but he is still orange and complaining.

Lilacben. Sorry to report but the smell is just as bad. I bought the Dove one because I was told it smelt better but sadly it does not and it took 1 night to tan my legs, not the 3/4 days of gradual build up it says on the bottle.

WP

[muppeteer]

tell him it will go if he puts more cream on. he he...i love evilness. lol

[lilacben]

willspal I love it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!what was his hands like? wish I was a fly on your wall. did he put it anywhere else other than legs.? Thankyou for telling me about the smell. I find when I have ashower in the morning and put Johnson on I smell like I am cooking for the rest of the day but go brown very quicklyJust cannot get it right on my feet.!