Morning after the night before ~ Eeeek!

[Pippa68]

Let's just say I had a lovely 'cosy' time with Mr P last night, and this morning my 6 year old daughter said she had showed her sisters (9 & 14) mummy's candle, and could she take it into school tomorrow fo Show & Tell?

I am am partly mortified and partly amused. 14 year old is quiet and smirky..Mr P is busying himself with decorating. How would you deal with it???

[redhead23]

i do not get what you are implying? u had sex last nite yes , so , are u saying she found your vibrator?

[Pippa68]

Well I was trying to imply that without being too graphic, yes :o)

[redhead23]

lol shame on u ,
ewww
can u not be more discreet , fancy leaving it around for kiddies to see it and touch it , goodness gracious me

[Pippa68]

What I really wanted was for someone to say ''oh don't worry, she will forget about it''.

But never mind ;o)

[redhead23]

dont worry about it she will forget it , why do u need us to say that ?

she will forget it , at least she didnt see u having sex that would be very traumatising

[Pippa68]

I don't 'need' anyone to say that..I just wanted it! actually posting this has made me feel worse. Not the best decision I have ever made..lol.

Especially as I posted it in 'gaming' first!

[redhead23]

lol sorry pippa , she will forget it of course she will , just behave as u would normally , these things happen

[Pippa68]

Yeah she will forget it..but will I? oh dear..I guess it's one to tell her boyfriend when she is MUCH older!

[rugeleyboy]

sorry pippa but i think its hiarious!!!!

your little one will no doubt get over it until your eldest "tells" her in a few years at the family BBQ!!!

its time to start on the 14 yr old........... next time she is being moody you should throw in some inuendo's about the parents sex life!!! it will shut her up straightaway!!!! LOL

[Pippa68]

That's ok, RB!

Funnily enough I did threaten the other teenager the other day. I told him I would show him my thong, as he was wandering around with his underkecks showing (you know, all rapper-like).

He soon pulled his jeans up!

[Rubyrose]

Hahahaha! I must say..... me and my sister found my mums when we were younger and I have never forgotten it! Never told her but we still laugh about it now... rest assured Rugeley is right... oneday the eldest will tell the youngest at a family event to embarrass her.... you may never know about it though! Lol..

[Joe_the_Lion]

I am fairly intelligent. I have a CSE in Metalwork and and PE, but am I the only one who doesn't understand this thread????

What are you on about????

[Rubyrose]

Wardy - Her child found her vibrator and showed her other two daughters...

[Joe_the_Lion]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see. "Mummy's candle".

Thank you.

[Pippa68]

Oh PLEASE don't say it out loud, Rubes!!!!

;o)

[Rubyrose]

Pippa.. it's too late to be shy!

[Psychick]

Ermmmm...where did she find it anyway? lol

Sorry Pippa, it is hilarious.......not that I would be laughing if it happened to me! lol It was bad enough the other day when my 6 yr old asked how you get babies out of your tummy if you dont have them in hospital! I wanted to say the same way as they come in out in hospital, but didnt want to get into that what would follow! lol

[Pippa68]

Has redhead been banned? it looks as if I was talking to myself earlier ;o)

Psychick ~ it was on the table in our bedroom, I think! we dropped off to sleep without clearing up...lol.

That'll teach me, eh? oh yes, you have worse to come..unless you are much more organised than me!

[Psychick]

Yes Pippa, Im going out to buy a lock for the bedroom door tomorrow!! lol

[redcrx]

pmsl Pippa thats brilliant!!!

Id better get locks for bedroom drawers before babyCRX gets to that age and tries to make them into trains or something