Funny things kids believe

[Cockney_si]

This morning I aked my girlfriends daughter the question that if God created the universe with a bowl of fruit, what did he crate people with....

To this She replied L*GO....

We were in stiches.

Have your children said anything funny recently?

[True Blue 36]

for fathers day my 5 and 6 yr old bought daddy a star to name. When the voucher come through my 5 yr old looked in the envelope and asked where the star was. I replied 'in the sky', she said 'but how do we get it down' i said 'it stays in the sky forever' . She then said ' but how do we wrap it up'
ahh bless, they are just so cute and innocent

[missrandom]

Well, not so cute but funny, if a tad embarressing! My daughter, in her loud voice asked me "mum whats herpes?"!! when I asked her where she'd heard it she replied, "Lily Allen", and proceeded to shout out, "I got herpes" full blast and then dissolved into fits of the giggles. She's only four!

[redcrx]

my son at 18 months loved any motor vehicle. He would get very excited and would shout 'van-car' at top of his voice in carparks. We were grateful when he started to just shout car.

That was until he started describing and counting.

Now, hes 2 on 2nd, he shouts out 'one-car' 'big one-car' 'red one-car' 'black one-car' etc etc

[hotpink]

i was babysitting my neice a few years ago (she was about 3). i was after some nail scissors and asked where her mam kept them. she led me upstairs, opened a drawer in the bedroom and said 'in there'. it was full of sex toys, and she said 'oh, thats mummys medicine'! i told my sister afterwards and she had no idea why she called it mummys medicine! it was sooo funny

[annie0000]

we were cut up by a guy in a car with a roaring engine - my 5 year old son obviously impressed said "wow, what kind of car is that?" My husband exclaimed at the same time - not meaning to answer his question "pr!ck!"


A couple of minutes late came the question - "Dad, is a
pr!ck faster than a ferrari?"

I can only image the boasting next day at school - "When I grow up, i'm going to drive a pr!ck - 'cos they are really fast and noisy"

[missrandom]

This morning my son didnt want to go to school as he said he was unwell, as he has the school disco later i said "so you dont want to go to school even though it means you'll miss the disco", my daughter piped up " whos Mrs disco, a new teacher"!!
Oh, Annie yours made me laugh!

[annie0000]

Hi MissrANDOM Maisie will be desperate to get miss Disco when she starts school - she sounds like fun!

[Thunderchild]

I love the pr!ck car jhahahaha

[nightmare]

When my daughter Charlotte was about 3 or 4 ( she's 7 going on 15 now) She was told that you get wax in your ears.
One day, she came to me proudly with a small brown object on her finger.
"Look daddy ! A wack from my ear ! "
My wife and I just cracked up
Ah, the infallible logic of children

[nutgoneflake]

nightmare - my 6 year old thinks one bit is a 'wack' too. He also thinks you eat two or three Weetabix, but only one 'Weetabick"!! Which does make sense, of course, but how do you explain it's not!!??
My 3 year old offered to buy me a winkie yesterday with his pocket money, "so you don't have to wee sitting down any more Mummy."
I wasn't going to get into that conversation just yet, so I had to accept his kind offer for now!! I'll just have to wait and see where he thinks they'll be for sale...xx

[redcrx]

nightmare and NGF, In a similar way to your posts, my son kept asking for 'a chee' the other day. he had to drag me to fridge and keep asking before i finally realised he wanted cheese. 'just one' he said.

[sandyinkcmo]

My daughter and I was coming home one evening and there was a rainbow after a nice downpour of rain; she said look mom, "look what Jesus and Grandma made from heaven just for us" that was soon after my grandma passed away, so touching.

[LeedsRhinos]

My 8 year old when being told she couldn't go to a lingerie party with her mum exclaimed......Theres no point in fancy underwear ..nobody gets to see it.....
AHH innocence

[missrandom]

the little girl i childmind just told me she had Hippy cups, she meant hiccups!! she's very cute which made it funnier!

[leighkaty]

my little boys love wrestling, the other day i went to pick them up from their nannas as she was looking after them, i asked if they had behaved and she said 'yes but they had been wrestling with one another' so i turned to my youngest and said 'what does the man say at the end of the wrestling programme, he says dont try this at home' to which my little boy replied i wasnt at home i was at nannas. they have an answer for everything dont they but i guess he was right.

[Psychick]

My daughter has come out with another one although this one is more plausible than God making people from lego!
My daughter commented tonight on the current Dr Who series ending and there being no sign of k-9. Her reason is that maybe they have lost the remote control for him!

We are no hoping they manage to find k-9's remote control in tiem for the next series!

[leighkaty]

another one here for you, i have a fishtank and yesterday one of the fish had died so i was fishing it out of the tank, i was explaining to my older boy that the fish had died so he asked how had it died, to which my youngest replied 'it drowned'