I really really really want to... but I really mustn't. Should I?

[Bbbananas]

My son has dejected me twice in the past as a FB friend because of embarrassing (so he thinks) comments on his public 'wall'. The last rejection was 3 months ago because I called him Daniel Spaniel - and his mates took the p1ss & now call him that. I also once put that his Mummy loved him & was so proud of her little soldier (he'd passed an exam). He swore he would never let me on there again.
Well, I've wimped, wailed & pleaded - and find this morning he has accepted me.
I am proud.

However - having a nose (as you do), I find that his latest wall comment was "Time for a clear-out". Oh how I am having to resist holding back my digits & responding to this. I was on the verge of putting "You always did have trouble with constipation as a child - try Senna, that always worked before" or something along those lines... Just a joke, you know how it is. However, if I get dejected again it really will be a lifetime ban.
But it's Soooooooooooo tempting.
Should I? Should I not? Is it really so embarrassing your mother discussing your bowels on facebook?

[rinkins]

let me go check him out first before you do LOL

[redcrx]

why dont you just put all his embarassing baby photos up on your albums and tag him?

[Bbbananas]

He's gorgeous rinks - I have made a recommendation to you before....

[rinkins]

mmm very nice! Good work Lady Salacious-Delicious,ODE

[Bbbananas]

They've nearly all of him with his willy wonka out (he never liked wearing clothes as a toddler - now he's really into dressing up) - even I wouldn't do that. Besides, I might be reported...

[mccfluff]

well he has a pic of you as his profile pic so he can;t be that embarased of you, go on do it i dare ya!

[Bbbananas]

All my doing. Nothing to do with his father except for the actual conception - and for that I blame the cider.

[B00]

Heh, know how you feel Salla. My daughter makes status comments on her FB page that make me cringe sometimes, not only their topics but her spelling and godawful text speak. I'm often soooo tempted to do my teacher bit on her and correct them- so far i've refrained though.

[Bbbananas]

Actually Boo, I don't think he was referring to his bowels - I think he meant his drawers, his cupboards or even his girlfriends...

I think I really should refrain.

[Bbbananas]

That profile pic is a nice one isn't it Rinks? Him leering at the girl taking the picture, my daughter wearing my famous hat & looking far better in it than I ever did, and me in typical pose - large glass of wine in hand. Yes - I suppose I am honoured I am featured on his page - maybe I will leave him alone.

[joggerjayne]

Do it !

[yogi-bear]

Yep x

[Barmaid]

If ever you needed a reason NOT to do something Salla, just go onto the Lamebook site. There are loads of posts by parents on their kids' walls, most of which are excrutiatingly embarrassing for said offspring. Now I appreciate that as a parent it is your role in life to embarrass your offspring (and trust me, my mother has got it down to something approaching an art form), but think what you are doing to him in turns of kudos and street cred.

On second thoughts, sod it - do it.

[rinkins]

I do like that photo - sure I've seen it before...

[Bbbananas]

I could not stop myself from replying.... but I have restrained myself from embarrassing him. I have to keep him as a friend - sometimes it's the only way I get to find out what the little devil is up to...

[joggerjayne]

"... it's the only way I get to find out what the little devil is up to... "

Aside from hacking into his account, presumably ?!

=0)

[rinkins]

Hi Duchess Jogger Jayne of Seagull

[joggerjayne]

Is that my new name?

=0o

I thought we were limited to 12 letters, LOL.

JJ x