What can babies do that adults can't?

[abbe89]

What can babies do that adults can't?

[bernardo]

Swallow and breathe at the same time.

[bernardo]

Avoid a train fare by hiding in someone else's suitcase.

[bernardo]

Get somebody to change their nappy without asking.

[bernardo]

Double their body weight within a few months just by drinking.

[bernardo]

Build and run a successful and prosperous Marxist-Leninist-Maoist society without the need for political oppression.

[bernardo]

(I lied about the last one.)

[l_h_kings]

Yellow poo

[Hgrove]

According to a study, they have perfect pitch.

[smudge]

Sleeping all day & screaming all night!

[SteveD]

I have photographic proof that, when a baby, I could suck my big toe!

[luckystrike]

SteveD - I still can!

[Dark Angel]

throw up over people and not get told off.

[andy hughes]

Poo at will, and have people think it's cute!

[spiff]

Rant and rave about nothing in particular for hours on end without being stopped by section 2 of the mental health act.

[Bonzo 2000]

Belch loudly in polite company and get praise for it

[Dom Tuk]

A newborn can swim instinctively. An adult can sink instinctively.

[Yeah Bee]

Absolutly nothing, just lay around on the carpet and people saying how cut you are. That is not accepted for adults same thing with sucking a tit in public.

[bernardo]

Why does my 6th answer (above) say "Edited by Answerbank" when it is not in fact edited, and is exactly the same as I wrote it?  Presumably the gremlins are going haywire again.

[tigga]

LMAO yeah bee - if only we could get away with that one !

[ahar]

apparently they have good taste regarding how good looking people are - they stare at pictures of "good looking" people and tend not to spend so long looking at pictures of unfortunately not-so-good-looking people. or so i've heard.