How To Deal With The 2Nd Baby Questions?

[Chasingcars]

My little girl is almost 3, and we are happy with having no more children but it seems I constantly have to explain to people that 'no, a second won't be on its way soon...' Even more so since every other person in our nct group has now reached the magical 2 babies! I know it's none of anyone's business but rather than explain the same thing over and over I'd like something short I could reply with to cut the conversation short? Anyone else had to deal with this? Thanks

[B00]

"I'm now infertile"- that'll shut 'em up!

[Psybbo]

Or "Unfortunately not possible". Just saying B00

[Retrochic]

why apologize and make up stories?
Question -when is little 'whatever' getting a baby brother or sister?
Answer - she/he's not
Reply -oh why not? prattle prattle they will keep each other company prattle prattle
Answer Because we don't want another baby its our choice...(repeat as necessary)

[pixie374]

"We don't want to"...

[sherrardk]

My response wouldn't be very polite.

[EcclesCake]

We don't have any children, explaining why is the bane of my life.

[woofgang]

ask them a similarly personal question and bang on and on about it, it may not shut them up but it will be loadsafun. either that or just say. none of your business and repeat ad lib.

[Trishy]

Just ell them, "I tried it once and didn't like it!"

[rsvp]

'We've decided our family is complete but thank you for asking' would be my reply

[ummmm]

You already have perfection :-)