i want evil, snide revenge!!

[upokoai]

I have a step mother, who for purely financial reasons has turned from an amaible person into an evil, vitrionic witch. i want to do something that will **** her off and make me feel happier. it must be annonymous, of course. has anyone got any suggestions?

TTFN.

[oldgrape]

be extra nice to your dad, make him treat you like a princess/prince get him to spend more and more time with u and less with her!

[4getmenot]

maybe she needs help. Revenge is not the answer, if she's unhappy she'll make your life even more hell, cheer her up.

[johnlambert]

i've got/had one of those witches, she made my life hell from when I was 4 years old, however I turned out to be everything she said I wouldn't.
that fcuked her off more than anything

[blade1834]

http://www.smellypoop.com/
You could try this website LOL

[fine,thanks]

life is far too short to be taking revenge on anyone, have you tried conversation ?

[CushtyFred]

I advise you murder a close friend or family member of hers. This will pi$$ her right off.

[amonty1144]

post her mobile number and details of sex acts that she will perform for a fee in local toilets and oubs. That should liven up the cosy evenings by the fire with a mug of cocoa.
lol

[taperface]

Buy her a broom!

[bednobs]

the best revenge you can have is to live a happy fulfilled life

[FUZZYBEE]

I agree with others just be extra polite, kind, caring etc etc and she just can't find anything to moan about. Or you could always dampen her carpet with water and sprinkle cress seeds over it, it will sprout within 24 hours.........of course I wouldn't dream of you ACTUALLY doing it but it's just a thought.

[stokemaveric]

well done john..........

[PinkFlower]

FUZZYBEE ive heard of that one before.
Sounds like a gooden.
I also know someone who knows someone who, when the person they wanted revenger on went away, put prawns in the curtain pole. So it was therfore unexpected for the foul smell to be coming form such a strange place.
It ended up stinking, as we can all imagine...

And live a happy and fulfilled life yes. Thats right people. But it the short term? Be nice ect ect. But maybe just one prawn ...

[bednobs]

i think the prawns in curtain pole must be a myth - curtain poles arent hollow or they wouldnt be able to hold the weight of your curtains

[alinic]

I once had a friernd who found out her husband was having an affair with this tart of a woman, now my friend who is a good catholic girl, really blew me away when she confessed to me that she phoned the funeral parlour, and told them her mother had died(she had been dead for years) and the funeral parlour sent it round to this tarts house! hearse the lot! now that was revenge! lol

[happyjo]

The best place to put prawns is in the hem of the curtain lining.....

or why not buy a nice whole trout and while she is not around, lift up the carpet and place under a floor board...

[joanne713]

when she has gone to bed, put a bag of maggots through the letter box. By the morning, they should have all worked their way into the carpet. In a few days time, there will be a swarm of flies in the hallway. And she will need a new carpet! Mwwaahahahaha

[Shadow Man]

Send her some "Fanny Fresh" or whatever vaginal perfume is called through the post to work and say it is from an anoymous work colleague who is sick to death of her personal fishiness making them feel sick at work.

[chevrolet1.8]

send her some insect repellent and a butt plug as she obviously has a bug up her ar5e

[4getmenot]

Cant believe you're all so full of hate, ever thought that this girl is just annoyed with her step mum for nothing like any angry kid