My mother has a half sister they have the same fathers different mothers. My mothers half sister married my grand uncle who is my grandfathers brother.. so this Grand Uncle and my mothers half sister had a daughter who is she to me?
Not sure they're meant to be hurtful comments; Life needs to be laughed at occasionally! Just be happy you've caused a bit of amusement yssup! You've had a sensible answer, which I hope satisfies you, and a few amusing ones. It's good to make people laugh! Enoy it!