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Daughter getting married.
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My daughter is getting married this September and Im dreading having to make a speech.
Could anyone help me out in preparing something passable but not too lenghty.
Regards,
TobyW
Could anyone help me out in preparing something passable but not too lenghty.
Regards,
TobyW
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.If you want to try to be amusing, you could do what my uncle did..
said how proud and happy he was to have passed the responsibility for his daughter to such a fine young man, and how he is sure her hubby will treasure and look after her very well.... and so, he is passing on the current bill for his daughter- and handed over a multiple page itemised bill including driving lessons, putting right the house after a party, clothes, uni fees, piano lessons, basically all the expenses.. especially funny ones, like, the dress she insisted she had to have for the party, that she never wore. the dog she begged for for 6 months, then after a week, never walked it herself.. and so on.
said how proud and happy he was to have passed the responsibility for his daughter to such a fine young man, and how he is sure her hubby will treasure and look after her very well.... and so, he is passing on the current bill for his daughter- and handed over a multiple page itemised bill including driving lessons, putting right the house after a party, clothes, uni fees, piano lessons, basically all the expenses.. especially funny ones, like, the dress she insisted she had to have for the party, that she never wore. the dog she begged for for 6 months, then after a week, never walked it herself.. and so on.