Best Mans speech! help

[anderlee]

Hi, Can anybody help?? My other half is best man next week and needs some gags/jokes for a speech.
Obviously we can tweak it to match the groom but has anybody got some good ideas we can put in it??

thanks in advance

[anderlee]

i know but its trawling through thrm and you have to pay for some of them. thats why I asked AB!

[Filbert]

My hubby was a best man and found some things on a website (which he can't remember), but here is what he remembers...
The girl looks like one in a million and the bloke looks like one in a raffle...
I was delighted to here that X offered Y his honour, and even happier when I was told that y had chosen to honour his offer, and in x hours he'll be honour and offer...etc

Also he ran a sweepstake around the room. Each person put in a pound and had to guess how long the speech would be. Obviously those with a longer time applaud for longer, it gets the crowd going too

[zzxxee]

a good line i heard when the best man spoke was " i thank ...... for finally admiting i am indeed the BEST MAN

[weecalf]

If the wedding is in the afternoon he can say if it does not work out at least they have not wasted the whole day !!

[lorla]

Our best man said 'The groom promised me that if I did a good job, I could be best man at his next wedding'. People liked that one - even me (need to make sure the bride has a sense of humour)!

[FawltyAdder]

Not all sites charge, there is an excellent blog Best Man Help http://www.bestmanhelp.com/ which provides great tips, advice and sample lines for Best Man speeches.