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excelsior-1 | 18:00 Sat 10th Jan 2015 | Jokes
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....next door to a gang of midget French burglars



they were petit criminals
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I crossed a midget with a computer.

I got a short circuit.
23:49 Sat 10th Jan 2015
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i never got the fee i was promised for appearing on Stars In Their Eyes as Warwick Davis - i feel short changed
23:52 Sat 10th Jan 2015
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:-)
07:36 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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lol!
08:28 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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Bet they were never taken to the high court.
11:09 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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Six out of seven dwarves are not happy!
11:13 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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that's very good, 1ozzy
11:13 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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it was rumoured that snow white was lying in bed feeling happy

and when happy got out if bed, she felt grumpy
11:15 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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Did she feel sleepy afterwards?
11:16 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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i think so. that is usually the effect of drinking shorts
11:18 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall.

As he turned and sneered at me, I thought.

"That's a little condescending".
18:16 Sun 11th Jan 2015

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