steak

[teamcool]

just bought a steak from asda anybody got any good suggestions how i can liven it up please?

[Madge.B]

Its dead there�s no hope even if you had the rest of the animal but if you insist try the kiss of life put some music on nail it to the end of a broom and dance if this doesn�t liven it up you could put a scarf and hat on it go to the nearest racecourse pick a horse and put the steak on it!! good luck. 

[pjm007]

I would recommend peppercorn sauce.

[pjm007]

Or just whack a fried egg on top of it !

[smudge]

That really cracked me up Madge.B!

[teamcool]

yeah madge.b i even tried putting a peter kay dvd on but that didnt get a response either :p

[silly moo]

Marinade in red wine , garlic , rosemary (if she doesn't mind) or any other herbs you fancy.
Or even just red wine!

[hopalong]

Do you want to eat it or talk to it?

[NewDazzler]

200 joules from an emergency heart ressusscitation device might work, but I doubt it. MadgeB I really should send you my dry cleaning bill, I nearly wet myself, have you considered surreal comedy as a career choice ?