Worst Xmas Present You Ever Received

[slinky.kate]

years ago my sister asked what i wanted for xmas and i told her i could be doing with a soup pot,YES' she gave me her old one.

[maggiebee]

OMG, I've received a few "iffy" presents over the years but that takes the biscuit SK.

[atsgran]

Not the worst, but only give token presents now, and took a box of Quality Street and a bottle of white wine to my sister, and she gave me -yes- a box of Quality Street and a bottle of white wine!

[tonyav]

Years ago I once had a can of deicer and a hatchet all wrapped up very nicely of my sil !.

[craft1948]

A hammer and a tenon saw...............I've never tried DIY in my life.

[sandyRoe]

My niece once gave me a Christmas card, about the size of a playing card, she'd got free with a box of tea bags.

[daffy654]

Kitchen utensils, baking trays and a mixing bowl :-/

[tonyav]

I'll have them crafty.

[albaqwerty]

over the years, I've received a lawnmower, a hoover, a microwave and a deep fat fryer.

[tonyav]

A lawn mower ah wench, lol.

[slinky.kate]

alba but i bet they were new and unused ?????

[Stephen_G]

I had three when I was a kid. I got the Evel Knievel stunt bike and it didn't do any of the tricks the advert claimed it would do.

Measles.

Another year I got the Race `n' Chase set.
http://www.inthe80s.c...-image-1222167226.jpg
The Corvette was knackered from the start and would only crawl round the track like a Tortoise. The Police Car, however, could hit the see-saw at such speed that it would jump the track and carry on. I never got another car for the set.

[magsmay]

A pair of Rubber gloves and a loo brush -honestly! from an old Uncle of hubbies

A CB radio -from husband (why?)

A ceramic painting set to (apparently) make my own designer plates (husband)

A full set of MENS version of my fav. perfume -even had Aftershave in big letters on the front -from Husband

yes there is a theme here -but in his defence I never seem to 'want' or 'need' anything for Xmas -he says my Xmas list is boring cos it has thermal socks and gloves etc - things I need - LOL!

[Georgiesmum]

My hubby once bought me for christmas, a cd that i was going to buy anyway, a shopping bag, oven gloves and a set of kitchen scales!
He had asked me what i would like for christmas and i said id love sme perfume and he told me id already got enough! LOL.

[owdhamer]

Some old spice I offered to mydad who told me to shove it up my arse,do you want it tony.

[SlackAlice]

A narrow black and bright yellow striped tie. It was quietly disposed off after Christmas unworn.

[tonyav]

Yeah, I'll have that owd lol.

[albaqwerty]

I like old spice on a man (it doesn't do much for me if a woman wears it)

[DTCwordfan]

Colleague of mine used to collect all those plastic, gaudy pinsm cufflinks and jewellery things that Air China and it's sister airlines gave out - and gave them as pressies to his family!

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[owdhamer]

I only had one squirt on and started shadow boxing.