......so I Forgot To Buy Biscuits With The Weekly Shop

[Iluvspikey]

So I get out my fav recipe that makes 30, double it and divide between 4 bowls. As we have lots of Easter eggs, I didn't want to make any chocolate ones, so in the first bowl I put ground almonds and chopped cherries, 2nd bowl chopped sultanas and lemon zest, third bowl chopped walnuts and two teaspoons of esspreso coffee powder, and the last bowl some crystalised chopped ginger, a little treacle and a pinch of ground ginger. I bake them, leave them to cool on wire racks and go for a shower. In comes my 3 brood plus 1 Girlfriend, neighbour with grandson, hubby with neighbour helping him to mend car. Oh, and the postman who had a nasty encounter with neighbour's 2 Rottweiler guard dogs.Guess how many biscuits I have left? 3.......2 dog's just had one courtesy of Thomas! If any of my lot moan tonight there's no biscuits so help me i'll....

[friedgreentomato]

yes blimey it all happens there doesn't it!!!!

[Iluvspikey]

you'd think it was a major incident! another police car turned up, about ten minutess after the first one, then a dog van, a 'proper' ambuance (first was a paramedic car) and a Post office car. Everyone has gone now. Don't think Zultan will have to be put down - postie admitted it was half his fault going somewhere he shouldn't

[cazzz1975]

the dog pulled the postman through the gate, I cant see how the postman is to blame here..

[Mick-Talbot]

I love a happy ending.

[Mick-Talbot]

I think the son pulled the postie through the gate , Caz.

A nice cup of tea and a slice of cake sorted things out.

[cazzz1975]

sorry yes, the dog got out and attacked a postman, I still cant see how its the postmans fault, thank goodness is wasnt a small child on the end of a vicious attack.

[boxtops]

That story about the young girl killed by dogs last week - the police said it's a shame more people don't stand up and report dangerous dogs. However they can't do anything about attacks on private property. Crazy - it's dangerous wherever it is.

[shaneystar2]

Hmm ..
The dog "pulled "the postman through the gate .The owner of the dog is at fault here.The postman is quite entitled to go about his business without being attacked by a dog .What if it was a child the dog pulled through the gate .
Mind you anything can happen in la la land .

[Mick-Talbot]

But children don't deliver post Caz.


Anyway, back on topic ...........Did you guess how many biscuits were left?

[cazzz1975]

does it matter knowing there is a dangerous dog living next door?

[Zacs-Master]

Is it 3?

[Zacs-Master]

2 dogs. 3 biscuits.

[friedgreentomato]

jackanory with some icecream

[MadMen]

Haha Cheesecake anyone?

[Mick-Talbot]

The moral of the story is ..... never forget to buy biscuits when on the weekly shop or all hell will break loose.

[Zacs-Master]

All hell.....funny name for a dog.

[shaneystar2]

Lol...
Don't forget cheeses if there are no biccies left .
You can always have that with a freshly baked bloomer and fifteen kinds of jam .

[Prudie]

you made 60 and have 3 left after 9 humans +1 between the dogs. That's about 6 biscuits per person. Don't you think they were a bit piggy?

[sara3]

I have to say, when I forget to buy biscuits I just have moaning kids.

my life is so dull!

[ummmm]

I don't buy biscuits. Or make them :-)