Hot Nuts

[joggerjayne]

This is not the title of a porn movie.

Well, I say that. It might be, for all I know.

But we have a great little shop on Trafalgar Street called The Brighton Chilli Shop. I was in there today, and I bought some peanuts.

If you're buying spicy nuts, there's no point being half hearted and getting the jalapeño nuts, or the naga nuts, or the butch t something or other nuts.

You have to go to the top left hand end of the display and get the ... Carolina Reaper Nuts ... right?

Cripes, the things are sooooo hot !!

I'm eating them one at a time, with a large swig of chilled Sauvignon blanc after each one. I'm gonna be ratted, just from eating these nuts.

I'm also a bit worried about my bum in the morning.

[EcclesCake]

Bring 'em to the party, we can play Russian Roulette with the snack bowls ;-)

[joggerjayne]

I'm actually sweating here.

[humbersloop]

can I join in and get hammered on a nice bowl of salted cashews then?!

[EcclesCake]

And tomorrow morning you'll be swearing ;-)

I do have a fond memory of some macho pals trying some hot sauce at a food festival and then racing off in search of solace. They almost immediately bumped into an attractive young woman with a tray of watermelon and nearly knocked her on her back in their enthusiasm to try her wares. Sensible me just stood back and laughed at their foolishness :-)

[joggerjayne]

It's something to do with endorphins, isn't it.

You eat the nut ... you think "aaagh crap, that was hot"

Then, you get this big endorphin rush, like when you've been working out ...

And you want another one.

Phew!!

Nut, anyone.

Oh, by the way, if you're ever down her, or if you ever buy things online ... get some of these ... they're wicked ... in a painful way.

[Canary42]

They sound great - I must try them.

[joggerjayne]

I honestly can't eat them more than one at a time.

[B00]

Try the real deal jayne!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb-QVfwCmYg

[EDDIE51]

Wait until the morning when you 'pebbledash' the Loo!

[humbersloop]

jj, ya don't have to cauterise your taste buds to swig vino!

Eccles, but you can't beat that "how many times times" schadenfreude moment....

[EcclesCake]

Too true Sloopy ;-)

[tonyav]

Whats with this wine with nuts tomfoolery ?. Everybody knows it has to be chilled lager.

[humbersloop]

It's called class Tony, we are Gals of Refanement

[-SharonA-]

Well I hope you've got plenty of Andrex!!!

[EcclesCake]

Schnieder's Jalapeño flavoured pretzel bites are worth a try too.....

[EcclesCake]

^^^^ or Snyder's even....

[tonyav]

Blimey I thought that you'd turned into Miss Brodie then, sloopy.

[douglas9401]

'I'm also a bit worried about my bum in the morning.'

Still small and perfectly formed, I'm sure, ma'am. :-)

[joggerjayne]

tony, I don't think I have any lager.

[humbersloop]

^^but the clutch bag has a knuckle duster clasp...

...as I said, pure class