Stranger For Lunch

[EcclesCake]

Someone I have never met has been invited for lunch and I have no idea of their likes/dislikes. I've decided what I am going to serve but am wondering what others would serve in this situation?

[ethandron]

I like your scallops and prawns Ummm...

[Barmaid]

Thank you McFluff. Next time my screen needs a coffee wash I'll be sure to check in here.

[EcclesCake]

I can do everything except the prawns Fluff :-). There may may be some lurking at the back of the freezer with shocking freezer burn but I respect you too much to insult you with such an offering!

[ethandron]

I do like talking food, is this what food porn is?

[EcclesCake]

Oh and BTW I wouldn't share my stash of acid with the news debaters. I'd need it all to myself, the only way to get through the squabbles is in a technicoloured haze!!!

[-SharonA-]

Get some dips like taramasalata etc.

[EcclesCake]

I must find a link to real food porn. Vegetables that have been displayed 'provocatively'. It was so realistic, I blushed!!!!

[ummmm]

Fluff...that did make me laugh :-)

If all goes to plan I will be making Moules Mariniere tomorrow lunch and dropping it to my cousin at the pub. Then I'll pick my daughter up and tell her about it and listen to her *** all the way from the airport.

I can't wait :-)

[mccfluff]

i was thinking hydrocloric but the other type would work just as well - in fact maybe better, might open some peoples eyes to a different pov

tapas it is then :-)

[mallyh]

can I come i'll bring a bottle of proscecco and I eat anything but seafood x

[jambutty]

No naomi, I'd love to meet naomi !

[EcclesCake]

Place set for Mally. She has the golden key, bubbles!!!! The door always opens when a guest is clutching bubbles :-)

[jambutty]

And aog - not sure about a-h !

[mccfluff]

awwww and i thought a bottle of "slightly hungover nun" from the grapes of the well known french grape wobblypops would be guaranteed to gain entrance

[Barmaid]

I'll bring half a bag of layer pellets and something alcoholic. And a burkini.

[ummmm]

And I'll bring the Koran and Bible!

[EcclesCake]

Barmaid, the girls will welcome you with open wings!!! If you have a pocket full of grit they'll be further delighted!

[Barmaid]

Nah - I'll bring dried mealworms. Mine used to practically kill for them. They were the one thing I could use to guarantee compliance. Mine have all died now :(

[EcclesCake]

I bring out the meal worms rarely, too flipping expensive for a regular treat.

Sorry to hear that Marge and her coterie have moved to the great roosting bar in the sky.

I have a pair of broody chooks that I will happily move on to you....you are more than welcome to take the bad tempered, hissing, spitting damn things home with you after lunch.

[jackthehat]

///.... take the bad tempered, hissing, spitting damn things home with you after lunch.///..........I thought the News-braggers weren't invited? ;o)