Supersize Bran Flake Bring Big Grin To Breakfast Boy

[AB Editor]

Morning, unlike everything else in the supermarket (which is getting smaller), it appears bran flakes are getting bigger!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4207126/Super-sized-Bran-Flake-stuck-cereal-box-14cm-long.html

What would you like to have a super-sized version of from the supermarket?

[Islay]

A supersized scallop mmmmmm

[AB Editor]

You know, that squid gets bigger with the warming waters of climate change.

BUT, sadly, when they get to a certain size they start smelling of ammonia, and stop being tasty.

Scallop is a really good answer.

As we're talking seafood: I always think it would be nice to have a bigger lobster. If they were all bigger I wouldn't feel so bad about eating the really old ones.

Or crayfish.

Really large (seedless) grapes would be quite fun I think.

[Islay]

Oh god yes huge lobster but the bigger they are you need to be careful they don't dry out in cooking the middleaged ones are more succulent. Crayfish could do with being bigger. Occupi are ok but I prefer to keep them small lol

[AB Editor]

Yes, no need for a Kraken in your Paella.

[B00]

a giant, chair sized, Tunnocks Teacake :-)

[Baldric]

Bottle of gin ;o)

[AB Editor]

B00, that's a winner. The idea that it's a chair as well makes me think of a satisfying splat of jumping on top of it, and then slowly sinking in...

I giant eclair that I could climb into would also be acceptable.