Just Had The Volcanic Vindaloo From Morrisons

[Voltage]

Just had The Volcanic Vindaloo from morrisons. ..OMG my mouth is on fire only had half of it ....wow it is hot hot hot! 
Water by the bucket load required ..never again lol

[Tilly2]

Wimp!

[EDDIE51]

Why not save time by just buying it and throwing it straight down the toilet?
It cuts out the middleman !

[Voltage]

Tilly I like spicy hot stuff ..but that was just too much ..yes alright a wimp

[Voltage]

No I wanted to try it I have now Eddie lol never again

[Tilly2]

What was the main spice ingredient, Voltage?

[Tilly2]

Just had a look, Naga chillies! Blimey. You ain't no wimp.

[Voltage]

Naga chilli tilly
200 times hotter than a Jalapeño..supposedly

[Voltage]

I have an ice lolly now it's not helping tho

[Zacs-Master]

Water makes it worse
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/03/heres-why-you-shouldnt-drink-water-when-you-eat-spicy-food-5541368/

[EDDIE51]

How can you tell when you are in a top class curry house?
They keep the toilet rolls in the freezer!

[Zacs-Master]

Anyway, I thought you didn’t eat chicken?

[Tilly2]

What a shame you didn't enjoy your meal. How much did you manage to eat?

[Voltage]

i love chicken zacs

[Voltage]

half of it that was enough Mrs v wouldn't try it lol

[Tilly2]

Did it get in your nasal passages?

[Voltage]

lol its the other passages im worried about...actually mouth is now cooling down thank god for that

[EDDIE51]

^ it certainly does not stay long in your back passage, I don't know about nasal passage!
It's nickname is not 'Windyloo' for nothing!

[Zacs-Master]

Sorry voltage got you mixed up with another thread. Just had a madras strength curry from local(ish) takeaway. V nice.

[Voltage]

thats what i normally have a madras i'll stick to that in future

[Patsy33]

Omg Voltage! Hope you don't suffer too much. I've not long put vindaloo in oven for my OH and son. I can't stand it, too hot for me. I do like some curries but not too hot. Just put chicken tikka masala in oven for me.