Blue Nun.

[Theland]

Is Blue Nun still a good booze for Xmas?

[Theland]

Was the other drink called Pony? Lethal. But I remained a virgin.

[Theland]

I always put my faith in love and romance.
I remained a virgin while my mates bragged about sexual experience.

[tonyav]

Never mind, Theland ;-)

[Theland]

Ah but, I met the one and she was and still is beautiful. She was sixteen, me seventeen. Sold my Bonneville a year later to buy a diamond ring. Got married me 21 and she 20. That was 46 years ago TODAY, 18/11.
I am a very lucky blessed man. Six children, eight soon to be nine grandchildren, and she wanted me, not the port and lemon.
Good things happen to those who wait.
(Just wish she would let me borrow her purse!)

[Eleena]

Beautiful!

[1ozzy]

Congratulations Theland 46 years.

Shame about the purse though, in your wifes frock on a Saturday night, bit of lippy and the purse would put the final touches on your ensemble.

[Eleena]

;0)
Alright lozzy

[rowanwitch]

If you boys only knew, back then what we really wanted was someone who looked into our eyes not down our cleavage and spoke to us about important things. Oh yes and you had to be clean, and not smell of cheap aftershave. And have a good bum.

[waterboatman]

It's drain wash.

[1ozzy]

Does that mean we had to have an acceptable hobo with us Rowan?

[rowanwitch]

Oh yes forgot to say absolute rubbish.

[rowanwitch]

Different language Ozzy, couldn't say nice @r5e.

[1ozzy]

I used to have one of those, pants stayed up without a belt.

Alas these days it's slowly creeping down ;-(

[waterboatman]

I know that one oz!

[rowanwitch]

Never mind, I am sure your OH still fancies you. Have to say despite his age Dave had a cute rear. Used to drive him mad when he was shaving by going into the bathroom and saying ' I really love your bum' then patting it............with a cold wet washcloth.

[1ozzy]

You were being helpful, dabbing away the excess shaving cream

[waterboatman]

Rowan that's evil! :-D

[rowanwitch]

I got him every time although one day he had revenge involving a large jug of cold water while I was on the balcony.

[waterboatman]

Dampened your enthusiasm did it? :o}

[rowanwitch]

It was below freezing out there as well. We were just playful when we were together. Neither of us had children so we never had to be grown ups