Humour Me!

[Sqad]

I can't stand the Food and Drink category and I am not an expert on wine and drink,although I am a wine snob.
Marques de Almereida, an Albarino from Northern Spain sold by Waitrose for about £14 a bottle ..something special which doesn't show off with crispness, fruitiness or any other of the adjectives which describe the properties of wine, but chilled it is a lovely and satisfying wine .
My suggestion: perhaps once a week, or once a month or for your own special reason ,prepare a meal with this wine as the centre piece.
Might
I suggest a simple meal....kedgeree with large portions of smoked haddock, whole grain rice fried in butter in a pan inthe centre of the table with the bottle of Marques chilled and taking central place on the table and get out your cut glass white wine glasses.
Make sure that you are showered, perfumed and wearing your favourite, possibly figure hugging dress with just that hint of jewelery and enjoy, chat, experiences and funny stories.
Pancake with poached peaches and ice cream to follow.

Marquis de Almereida.

Thank you.

[Mamyalynne]

I'll be there in an hour.

[campbellking]

Looking forward to the picture of you in your dress x

[Sqad]

LOL....lol......I will entertain you both.

[gness]

That started well til I got to the figure hugging dress bit....Dave doesn't have one....well I don't think he has.

[pixie374]

Can't wait to see you in your dress. Can I come please?

[Sqad]

Thats it......if you are mocking me, I shall never contribute again. -;)

[pixie374]

Well, I am... :-) x

[wolf63]

Is this the figure-hugging dress that you were thinking about Sqad?

https://postimg.cc/Jy3Kbkj2

[pixie374]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/photos/share/lFkun3LzPEqdyC7p8vbekOXGFVF9vf46vrQkvF9Li6d

[Sqad]

Wolf........not really

https://www.axparis.com/products/duck-egg-ruched-back-wide-sleeve-midi-dress
Try this for the evening.

[wolf63]

pixie - I wish that I was as tall as that. I would love to have long legs too.

[Mamyalynne]

She looks like she's in a sausage skin sqad.

[Sqad]

Philistines!

[Mamyalynne]

Not at all, imagine going upstairs to the bathroom in that, you'd need to hoick it up to upper thigh level - or is that your devious plan?

[Bazile]

All prepared by servant , Mrs Sqad - sqad?

[youngmafbog]

I'll be over, but I dont look too good in a dress (I have a rugby player build apparently).

[Sqad]

OMG I had forgotten, I was communicating with AB women.........-;)

[Sqad]

Bazile..nearly right.
Prepared by an attractive, intelligent ,well dressed woman and trousers an old fashioned term....wife.

[Sqad]

LOL....forget the trousers typo....lol

[wolf63]

Sqad - I am five foot four and twice the weight that I should be. I am all belly and boobs, I am not at all sure that your choice of dress is suitable for me.

None of us AB ladies could compete with Mrs Sqad, surely.