Squirty Cream

[wolf63]

I bought a can of Tesco Dairy Spray Cream and have been using it. It is still half full if I shake it but nothing is coming out. What is the best way for me to get the rest out?

[Hopkirk]

Either the nozzle is blocked, cured by soaking and pooling.
Alternatively it has run out of compressed gas, in which case there's nothing you can do.

[Hopkirk]

Poking, not pooling.

[Buenchico]

Quote:
"Should you hold it the right way and the nozzle still doesn't release creamy whipped cream goodness, try running the can, but not the nozzle, under warm water. According to LEAFtv, the butterfat in the cream could have congealed together and is keeping the cream from moving toward the nozzle. Warm water should help loosen the butterfat. Another issue is a congested nozzle from leftover butterfat and sugar inside of the nozzle. To fix this, just turn the can upside down with the lid on in a cup of warm water for a few minutes. It should have the same effect as before and clear the nozzle's airways. Just wipe it off, give the can a good shake, and try using it again.

Whatever you do, don't push anything down inside of the nozzle because it could poke a hole in the valve."

Source:
https://www.mashed.com/301126/try-this-if-your-whipped-cream-nozzle-has-stopped-working

[Hopkirk]

Listen to Chris not me.

[Hopkirk]

I feel guilty about what I said about his car a few days go now.

[wolf63]

I will try and unclog it. I bought it to use as most adults do - to put on my Strawberries and desserts.

I ended up just spraying it onto my hand and licking it off. It is yummy.

[Hopkirk]

Sorry Chris

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1804039.html

[anneasquith]

Susan, I had lovely fresh strawberries from Perth last week . They tasted the way they once did .

[wolf63]

Anne - I was surprised at how nice the Strawberries were this year. There is nothing worse than buying gorgeous-looking fruit and it tasting of nothing.

[rockyracoon]

Wolf. When you’ve unclogged it, get a jam doughnut, stick the nozzle in the jam hole and squirt.

You’re welcome!

[anneasquith]

I know S it makes a difference . Usually in august there are good strawberries from ‘ Clyde Side as well .

[anneasquith]

* Clydeside .

[albaqwerty]

I'm loving the way Rocky's mind works :))

[wolf63]

I have been summoned for my annual MOT on Thursday, anything Jammy and yummy might be best avoided until after that.

[anneasquith]

I do too Alba. Good luck at the hospital/ gp .

[bednobs]

why do you bother with your hand - just squirt it straight in your mouth

[Paigntonian]

Who needs a Tory leadership debate when we have questions like this?

[bednobs]

i say thank god we have questions like this - what else can there possibly be to say on the leadership debate?

[wolf63]

Bednobs, I tried squirting it into my mouth but it just seemed uncivilized. I did manage to get quite a big splat on my laptop keyboard.

I have failed to get any more out of the can.

Politics and Religion are pointless subjects to discuss.

[bednobs]

and licking off your hand is MORE civilized?