Tattoo.

[zabado]

An old lady has a little win on the lottery and decides to get a tattoo of her favourite singer Elvis on the inside of her thigh. The tattooist goes to work and when he's finished asks the lady to have a look. She says it doesn't look anything like Elvis so the tattooist asks her to remove her bloomers so he can have easier access and he'll put the tattoo on her other thigh. When he's finished he asks her what she thinks and again she says "it looks nothing like her idol Elvis" . The tattooist say he'll go outside and ask a passer-by to give his opinion, and if he cant tell which famous singer it is he'll give the lady her money back. The stranger comes in off the street and the lady parts her legs. The stranger says " Well I don't know who the one is on her left thigh and I don't know who the one is on the right thigh , but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson.

[fripfrip]

A better punch line would be -the one in the middle is starmer.

[zabado]

Agreed fripfrip, but he's not a famous singer just an R  Soul.

[fripfrip]

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Brill,cheers mate.