I have just opened a sandwich I have just been out and bought it is a chicken and bacon with mayonnaise salad on malt bread. A odd looking red midge has just appeared from no where as soon as a opened the sandwich which was just wrapped in a half paper /half film bag which was twisted at the open edge.
The sandwich looks ok and I'm hungry - should I eat it???
I eat part of it and then felt sick so I left it for the midge to enjoy we also have a mouse running lose in the office somewhere so I bet he's fat now!