Cream crackers

[Jacob]

Oi've lost my plate of cheese and biscuits! Has anyone seen Jacob's cream crackers?

[xyzzy@bok]

maybe down your well or up your ladder :-)

[wildwood]

As far as I can see, you've only lost the cheese!

Appreciate the comedy though :-)

[brawburd]

I disagree Wildwood, I think the only thing Jacob still has IS the cheese!! :)

[darth vader]

no, but i saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring....

[football]

Santa has the plate & biscuits up the chimmney. Lord Lucan has the cheese. Hey, Shergar has that.

[Miss Zippy]

Jacob, your 'desires' are manifesting themselves in strange ways. You need a woman!! Come to mama!!

[Jacob]

Ooh, yes please Miss Zippy! :)

[gazzawazza]

Hey, Darth, have you ever seen a kitchen sink? Or a house fly?

[stanbee]

http://www.dcimports.com/jaccreamcrac.html Engl
and's faves. Even se the here in San Francisco, Ca.

[darth vader]

If i have it makes no difference as i never saw an elephant fly