they tried to make them out of cous-cous but every time it rained it caused big, big problems with storage. if they were made out of quorn then everyone would be happy wouldn't they??
Because God (or Mother Nature, or Evolution, or Fate, or whatever you want to call it) is a sadist with a warped sense of humour. Because it's a temptation with which we are tested to see if we can exercise self-restraint by not eating meat (and thereby go to Heaven or wherever) or give in to temptation and eat meat (thereby going to Hell or wherever). P.S. Armadillo tastes a bit like pork.