Are you as lazy as me ?

[whiffey]

Tonight for example, I was going to have a packet of Co-op ham, mushy peas with chilli sauce, and mashed potato (without Masterchef lumps). Then, discovering that I had no microwaveable mash left in the fridge, I realised I would have to boil some water and mix up some Smash in a bowl. On a washing-up count this became unacceptable, so I have now settled for spag bol from the freezer. Total washing up one plate, one spoon, one colander (just a rinse in hot water), one Tupperware container.

Is anyone out there the same ? Please lol !!!

[nutgoneflake]

I admire your dedication, whiffey, but you may have set the standard too high for anyone else to be up there with you!! :o)

[mistys]

Yeah i think im just as lazy, i cant be bothered to cook or wash up so im eating a pack of dry crackers and half a loaf of bread fo rmy dinner.

[society]

Hi Whifster!!

I am ashamed to say I haven't had a cup of in about a year, only because I'm lazy to full the kettle and wait for the water to boil. Shame on me!

[ummmm]

No I'm not as lazy as you. Then again I do have the kids to do the dishes so can use whatever I want.

[knobbynonuts]

here you go whiffey enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo5Csopw0MU

[pastafreak]

Oh what a lazy lot you are!!! I work in kitchen but I still cook something for myself at night.....makes me feel good. Gee whiffey-don't you miss the taste of REAL food....you need a home cooked meal ...poor boy...lol

[neo.]

im laziest person in world

[ummmm]

Bet you're not neo !!! I'd put my darling daughter up for that title.

[society]

Do tell what you refrain from doing, Neo :-)

[mistys]

Ive now also got a pot of coleslaw, does all this count as a balanced meal?

[whiffey]

Balanced meal: most of a packet of KP Salt and Vinegar peanuts, thawed spag bol, 5 bottles of Michelob low calorie ultra (so far), loads of white pepper which is calorie-free, and the background commonsense of Michael Portillo.

[Jugglering]

Have you ever thought of cooking real food for your dinner master whiffey and then simply employing someone else to do the washing up ? Hehe, a simple win-win solution (you get the kitchen sorted and someone else earns some money) .... OK, failing that, I will be up at the weekend and will cook you a proper meal, plus I'll show you how to do the washing up really easily....

PS I actually like lumps in my mashed potato - proves to me that it's the real stuff !

[stewey]

By the way, whiffey, when I made reference to you walking around with mushy peas in your Wellingtons on another post, I wasn't inferring that you had an 'accident'. I'm the resident 'Limey' at the bar I drink at , and I'm always being accused of carrying around 'God-awful British food' in my wellies coz I talk about it so much..................wow, what an explanation that was.

[mistys]

Whats a limey??

[society]

Wow Jugglering! Sounds like you know a thing or two about the kitchen. Are you a good cook?

[bobtheturkey]

the maid makes mine

[whiffey]

Well stewey, that is very kind of you. The thing about the mushy peas is that at around 0630 this morning I evacuated as normal. About an hour later I was just leaving for work when abdominal pain advised me to stay in a while longer. So, I returned upstairs and carried on with Lucas-Phillips book about El Alamein. It was 0845 before I felt it safe to stand up without leaking, and this is the second day in a row that this has happened after mushy peas.

[annie0000]

And yet you were planning on having mushy peas for dinner again - are you trying to lose weight?

[mistys]

Im feeling a bit sick now, maybe i should have just made something to eat rather than pick at random stuff. :(

[Jugglering]

Hehe Society - ask Whiffey if I can cook !

No, I did NOT cook his mushy peas ..... that was all his own fault..