If you serve lasagne to your friends but instead of bechamel sauce

[Marg0]

you accidentally use Oil of Olay, are the police right to charge you with 'attempted poisoning', and if so what is the punishment if you were to go to magistrates court?

[Jugglering]

I would say they are most correct in their charges... why on earth would you waste perfectly good Oil of Olay on mere friends... you scoundrel you ! The sentence should be at least a very large forced feed (of your own lasagne) and a big tickle. Naughty Marg0 !!

Did you know that Oil of Olay used to be known as Oil of Ulay ?

[Marg0]

ye lol i had to think twice when typing it. Apparently the mince was ok, the pasta was 'papery' allegedly. Some people are sooooo fussy.

[Jugglering]

Well, that will teach you to use that nasty cheap lasagne sheets... next time get some wholewheat ones or at least the fresh stuff !

[Marg0]

It was today's newspaper, can't get fresher than that!

[Ice.Maiden]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! I think a magistrate'd throw it out of court - there's not a wrinkle of truth in it!

[pastafreak]

It was always 'Olay 'in the US.

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh...sorry...thought that was a word shouted at Spanish bullfights.....

[pastafreak]

Probably the brainy idea of some yank advertising cleverclogs.

[Ice.Maiden]

It WAS - yes!!!!!

[Jugglering]

Hehe... more fascinating useless information here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olay

Sorry Marg0 but Oil of Olay/Ulay/Ulan/Olaz is a lot more useful than bechamel sauce for a gal's skin !

[brionon]

Much better to use poison mushrooms. But don't be seen picking them.

[brionon]

Marg0
Wed 07/05/08
22:41 Question Author

It was today's newspaper, can't get fresher than that!
Thanks for that MargO-I'm still laughing. {AND I'll ,probably nick it.}

[hundreddolla]

Those poor Olays, every year thousands are squeezed flat and dry, just to supply women's vanity. Absolutely disgusting. When are we going to stop trying to save the whales and help out the Olay?!?!?