I've not had Irn bru for years and now I find it's not as flavoursome as it used to be - I feel as though I'm drinking coloured, fizzy nothing ( a bit like lucozade)
I don't eat fish, so I'll pass on that but I do love mayo on chips, plus a couple of doorsteps of fresh white crusty bread, lightly smeared with olivio to encase the chips in. The chips have to be double cooked, crisp and not greasy and the bread has to be from an unsliced loaf to get the correct doorstep thickness...... All this goes down exceedingly well with a can of cold Stella Artois (but only the Belgian variety, none of the dreadful uk version - that's just a burp maker!)