lol damn i'm jealous, i just couldnt get up for work this morning. and tbh i still dont think i'm awake, my lunch break is at 12:30! i dont think i can go on!
always keep an emergency stash of some form of confection for just such situations. for example, i ate all my advent calendar chocolate about a week ago coz i was ravenous!
I thought you had mistyped and that your veding machine had t-bone steak and oysters - that would be one great vending machine. Ours has all the usual chocolate and crisp crap, but I would be impressed if I could go and get steak and oysters ( and maybe some home made soup or sticky toffee pudding!)
Well we have a box of Roses, some chocolate caramels, some chocolate raisins, wotsits, salted peanuts and dry roasted peanuts. So far I have only been tempted by the salted peanuts, and two caramels.
A vending machine which gives out proper dinners, now THAT is genius. Roast beef dinner, spag bol, corned beef hash . . . . . mcmuffins!! A MacDonalds vending machine!! I'm off to get this bad boy copyrighted . . . .
In a previous office I worked in, you could get things like pies and macaroni cheese and baked potatoes in the vending machine - it had a microwave attached and instructions on each item about how many minutes it needed to cook - not quite oysters and steak, but not bad if you were working late and the staff restaurant was shut. we also had a gym, tv room and shower rooms with lockers, so it was perfectly possible to live in the office if you needed to!
sounds like a fairly good office, our canteen is very basic, vend machine, toaster microwave that about it.
my shopping dash has netted mw ith some ham, cheese rolls and marmite crisps, mpt thats what i call a nice healthy lunch. now i just need to md to f off and i can lock the office door, stick my feet up and read my book!
i could do with some peace and quiet too. more bored than the entire world and all i want to do is eat my body weight in carbs and look for a holiday on the tinterweb. maybe try and find another hangover cure coz copius amounts of tea just isn't working! NEED IRN BRU!!