But you wouldn't want what he's got would you tiggs ... b boom!! By the way, I'm answering this thread in the humour of the poster! I hope he wasn't being serious :0(
Or you could get in a home delivery. Tonight I will be having Naga King Prawn, Bombay Aloo, and Garlic Rice, from Spicy Indian in Thornton Heath. It is wonderful.
tigger make sure you seive a tin a baked beans collecting the deliciouse sauce. warm up in a pan and sprinkle on some vegetable cup a soup and pour on slamon mmmmmmm so NICE!