Me and Sgt Johnny Rambo

CplJones | 22:32 Thu 18th Jun 2009 | ChatterBank

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Hello how are you all, me i am fine could
not stop laughing when i read whiffy's
threat to kill Knobby last night.
On the other hand Legend was right to
be scared when Sgt Johnny Rambo was
going to go after him. I could see him
swim over to that island that Legend lives
on a few sharks and a squad of Birianai
fish would not stop him.
Good job Legend sent an apology wrapped
in a wad of notes.
I served under Johnny Rambo and saw
him kill a lion with just two fingers, well to
be honest he did not kill it but with him
sticking a finger in each eye, the big cat
could not see us so we legged it.
We were at a secret camp in the Gobi
desert,the trouble started as soon as we
went to pick up our packed lunch from
the mess hut.
As i was walking over to Jonny Rambo
and David Dunker this big lion came from
from behind a waste food container. At
first it just looked at us then it started to
come towards us . I froze on the spot.
It was to close for Johnny to grab his
sniper rifle so as the lion jumped at me
Johnny dived at the big ferocious lion
stabbing it in each eye with a finger.
The beast cried out in pain and rolled
on the floor in agony.As it lay on the
floor howling in pain we legged out of
camp and into the Gobi desert.

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Now in the Gobi desert all there is is sand
and i mean sand with a capital S.
If you think the beach at Southport is big
take a walk or better still a bicycle ride round
the Gobi.It has more sand than Southport and
all the B&Q shops put together, Sand as far
as the eye can see and beyond. It is at least
10 times bigger than the size of Southport
beach
After 4 days romping round the Gobi we
headed back to our secret camp.It was that
secret even we had trouble finding it.
As we entered the camp we could not believe
our eyes. The lion was sat next to Albert , now
Albert was a big bloke from a place called darwin
in Lancashire now when i say big i mean big with
a capital B , probably through tasting all that good
food that he cooked. As we walked over the lion
ran off.
Albert looked as the big cat ran off and then
looked at us and said has one of you hurt my Cat
We stood there in fear as Albert scanned our
faces.He said my Cat has had bad watering eyes
since you picked up your packed Tuna lunch 4
days ago ?
Quick thinking Johnny Rambo said it will be the
sand mate the desert is full of the stuff. Stick your
head out the camp gates mate there is sand
everywhere.
Don't know if Albert believed us every time that
Cat saw Johnny and me it would run off.
We later found out that it was a Persian blue
called Tiddles that liked Tuna.
Evil thing with big claws.
Ta TA 4 Now Cpl Jones