i bought some custard

[mccfluff]

but i really wanted milk, anyone know how i can extract the milk fromt he custard?

[mccfluff]

i posed an innocent q about my custard problem, no smut or sarcasm anywhere

[Totterdown]

I intended having custard for afters tonight. Think I'll give it a miss and have fruit instead. Now what innuendoes can be made of that?

[sn�gs]

A nice pear?

[zzxxee]

a nice big peach totterdown or a nice juicy pair (i mean pear lol)

[mccfluff]

got a lovely pair of coconuts


totterdown - we can reduce anything to gutter level, usually just by turning up in vibra and snags case.........

[Totterdown]

I don't think any of my comments could be considered "gutter level". All just a bit of fun I thought.

[Kos]

I went to the Farm Shop at the weekend and asked for some custard, but the farmer must have mis-heard me - he gave me a cow's turd !

[mccfluff]

totter - i wasn't reffering to you :-) and yep its just a bit of fun

[Totterdown]

Thanks for that mccfluff, or mccluffy or whatever you now call yourself. Lets see if the powers that be have a sense of humour and let this thread continue. (I notice nothing on this thread has been posted for about 3 hours - has it been suspended?)

[sn�gs]

''has it been suspended?

No... I think it was vibra's generous offer that has put people off returning here...